U.F.O. (Ugly, Fat & Old)

from Space Junk by Bert Susanka & The Astronaut Love Triangle

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Music by Bert Susanka, Rob Perez, Adam Hankinson, Jason O'Donnell
Lyrics by Bert Susanka
©2012 Bert Susanka, Rob Perez, Adam Hankinson, Jason O'Donnell BMI

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I mow the lawn with my church socks on cuz i'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
I don't drop acid but my stomach's full of acid cuz I'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
My stomach bounces when I brush my teeth cuz i'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
I leer at girls and I talk to squirrels cuz I'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD

It's my intention to build an invention to make me virile again
Binging and purging, I feel myself thinning
I fit in my trousers again

Pull my finger and i'll break some wind cuz i'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
Hey, you kids, get off of my lawn cuz i'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
My lower back is killing me cuz i'm
UGLY FAT AND OLD
I need to speak to your supervisor
UGLY FAT AND OLD

 It's my intention to find a young vixen that I can confuse and deceive
Our kiss in the moonlight was perfect until she swallowed my false teeth

I clean out my ears with my car keys cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLD
I talk about my prostate while I float in the jacuzzi cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLD
I don't smell like I used to smell cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLD
I don't care what all of you say cuz I'm UGLY FAT AND OLD

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from Space Junk, released June 5, 2012
Bert: rhythm guitar, lead vocals, double burger and fries
Rob: lead guitar, loop and sample programming, background vocals
Adam: bass, background vocals, Vicar of Little Hampton (in the Dingly Dell)
Jason: drums, background vocals

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Bert Susanka & The Astronaut Love Triangle Huntington Beach, California

The Astronaut Love Triangle are...

Bert Susanka- Lead Vocal, Guitar
Rob Perez- Guitars and other stringed gadgets, Keyboards (occassionally), Vocals
Adam Hankinson-Bass, Vocals
Jason O'Donnell-Drums and percussion

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