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Originally recorded by Bert and Rob 3 years ago after the release of 'Onward Christian Slater', this updated version features the all of the ALT. Inspired by a script written by our good friend Jeff Tucker whose first novel is available at www.amazon.com/gp/product/1456448471?ref_=sr_1_1&qid=1322548130&sr=8-1

Thanks, Jeff!

lyrics

When Christmas time has gone away
and Bond goes on a holiday
Who's there to save the day?
Secret Santa

Red smoking jacket lined with fur
His egg nog shaken, never stirred
and femme fatales that purr for Secret Santa

Double agents fear the man called "Kringle"
with hi tech gadgets made by elves that decipher code, explode and jingle

Children nestled in their beds
Sugar plums dance in their heads
They know nothing 'bout the Feds or the Secret Santa

Here comes Santa Claus, there goes Santa in a shiny, red DB5
They say that Santa is one bad (shut your mouth)
Just talkin' 'bout Santa (and we can dig it)

You can be a counter intelligence hottie
Doesn't need a wire tap to detect if you've been nice or you're naughty

And even though he's a spy, he's an average Joe, Tom, Dick, Harry or Steve
Well... except for that part where he climbs down your chimney on Christmas Eve

So stay off of his "naughty" list
or your Christmas gift will be a fist
and you'll find that you've been missed
didn't leave you any gifts
but all the ladies have been kissed by the Secret Santa

credits

from There Won't Be Any Christmas If The Mayans Are Right!, track released December 13, 2011
Written by Rob Perez & Bert Susanka

Bert Susanka: lead vocals
Rob Perez: guitars, keyboards, programming, voice of "Secret Santa"
Adam Hankinson: bass, voice of "Coldfinger"
Jason O'Donnell: drums
Lisa Heath: voice of "Miss Phoneypenny" and "Kitty Galore"
Ryella Robinson: background vocals

Produced and mixed by Rob Perez
Engineered by Rob Perez and Ryan Hafer (Secret Ninja Studios)
Mastered by Devin Devore at TSC

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Bert Susanka- Lead Vocal, Guitar
Rob Perez- Guitars and other stringed gadgets, Keyboards (occassionally), Vocals
Adam Hankinson-Bass, Vocals
Jason O'Donnell-Drums and percussion

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